f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via cloudswonthearyourfuckingprayers)

bathingwithlucifer:

literally representation of society

(via werelookingforlove)

Timestamp: 1408573672

bathingwithlucifer:

literally representation of society

(via werelookingforlove)

heart:

can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer

(via cloudswonthearyourfuckingprayers)

  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

marrowack:

Best part of this movie, fuck.

(via siriusblacklupin)

Timestamp: 1408567956

marrowack:

Best part of this movie, fuck.

(via siriusblacklupin)

Dan and Phil Questions!!!

  • So, I kinda had this idea to gather the (relevant) questions from all the Phil is Not on Fire videos and put them in an ask meme??? I hope they don't mind. (And I also hope the fans don't go nuts on me...)
  • 1. If you had to lose your leg or your nose, which would you lose?
  • 2. Ninja or pirate?
  • 3. Would you eat ham every day for the rest of your life if you got paid $1,000,000,000 for every day you lived?
  • 4. Is your house haunted?
  • 5. Who was your first love?
  • 6. How do rabbits get protein?
  • 7. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
  • 8. What was your first word?
  • 9. Would you rather have a mermaid's tail and your face, or a fish face and your body?
  • 10. If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape?
  • 11. What is Satan's surname?
  • 12. If you could choose which surname you had, what would you choose?
  • 13. If you could make your own ice cream flavor, what would you choose?
  • 14. Would you rather have a magnetic head or be bald for the rest of your life?
  • 15. Dinosaurs or robots?
  • 16. Would you rather have a hook for a hand or a wheel for a foot?
  • 17. What is your favorite onomatopoeia?
  • 18. What would you do if everybody you knew suddenly turned into a duck?
  • 19. If you were invincible, what is one thing you'd do that would usually kill you?
  • 20. If you had to lose one sense, what would it be?
  • 21. Why are there no more dinosaurs?
  • 22. What would you NOT do for $1,000?
  • 23. In Greek mythology, it was said that Zeus gave birth to Athena through his forehead. How would you feel about giving birth through your forehead?
  • 24. Would you punch every member of Glee in the face?
  • 25. What's your favorite pokemon?
  • 26. If someone told you you could go into space, would you?
  • 27. If you were kidnapped by aliens, what would you say?
  • 28. Why aren't you in my bed?
  • 29. Would you like a pepperoni nose or a fish tail chin?
  • 30. Would you rather have screaming nipples, or a tongue that constantly interrupts you?
  • 31. If you could pickle anything, what would you pickle?
  • 32. How do you think the wrecking ball felt?
  • 33. Would you rather have a penis on your face, or boobs on your shoulders?
  • 34. Would you rather have really big eyes or a really tiny mouth?
  • 35. Dinosaurs or dragons?
  • 36. Type the first word that comes to your mind.
  • 37. When's the last time you had a pillow fight?
  • 38. If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?
  • 39. Where can I hide the body?
  • 40. Would you rather have fingernails instead of nipples or nipples instead of fingernails?

jaisbrooks:

Meet the Janoskians +

(via lukebrooks)

Timestamp: 1408566475

jaisbrooks:

Meet the Janoskians +

(via lukebrooks)

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